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(Popularity Rate: 13 ) What’s the funniest court case you’ve seen?
om where Beal lived is a cove with a beautiful beach which is about 250 metres long. People go there for nude sunbaking. One of the people was Mr Beal. At about that time, the Premier of Queensland decided to grab a couple of votes by cracking down on nude sunbaking, so he ordered Queensland’s finest to be let loose. They threw themselves at the job. As a result, Mr Beal was arrested in his birthday suit and charged with indecent exposure. I knew him vaguely. He phoned me and asked whether is was a criminal offence. I told him it was, so he retained me. Now, Mr Beal was a civil engineer. Although he was an Australian, he had spent most of his career designing and building freeways and the like in Colorado and Arizona. He was meticulous. So, off he went and surveyed the whole beach from the southern to the northern headland and drew a detailed plan of the locus in quo, showing where he was, where a couple of other people were, and where the police had first appeared around the rocks on the southern headland. Mr Beal was about 100 metres north of the rocks. One other thing. Mr Beal had a copious head of black hair and over-sized sideburns. The lower end of each sideburn was gray - maybe one or two centimetres (1/2 to 1 inch for the Americans). We turned up in court. There were two police witnesses. Their witness statements were a joke - one was a cut and paste of the other with the names and pronouns changed appropriately to protect the guilty. As you will see, the statements were also stupid. The young cop testified that when he and the old cop came around the rocks, he had seen Mr Beal stark bollicking naked, standing on the beach. So I cross-examine him. Me: You said you identified my client from the rocks. Cop: Yes. Me (Almost certain what he was going to say): You couldn’t identify him from there, could you? Cop: Of course I could. My eyesight is excellent. Me: OK. describe to the court the man you saw. Cop (I knew he would): He was tall with black hair and grey sideburns. There he is sitting beside you. Me (Got the lying bastard): Could you see his genitals. Cop: Of course. Me: Tell the court, was he circumcised or not? The Magistrate nearly fell off the bench laughing. Mr Beal was acquitted on a point of law - there has to be something sexual associated with public nudity to make it indecent behaviour. Most trials are a tragedy, one way or another, but even tragedies have amusing moments. I remember another trial that I reported back in 1996 as part of my entry requirements for the Bar. The judgment is on the web at www.queenslandjudgments.com,au. The case was Donely and Donely v Donely and Others. For present purposes, what happened was that Justin Donely owned some farming land, but he was holding it on trust under his father-in-law’s will for the benefit of his two small sons, called at the trial “the boys.” Justin wanted to buy some more land and equipment for himself, but he didn’t have the necessary cash, nor any available collateral. Nothing like that ever stopped a crook. Justin went to the local branch of the National Australia Bank, borrowed the money and gave the bank security for the loan in the form of a mortgage over the boys’ land. The crucial point for this story is that the bank manager knew that Justin was holding the land in trust for his infant sons, but took the mortgage anyway. Needless to say, it all blew up and the bank sold the boys’ land. Years passed and the boys turned 21, which, in those days, meant they could sue in their own names. They were majorly pinged off at Justin, so they did. They retained solicitors who took the job on a speculative basis - no win, no fee - and those solicitors retained my good friend Tony Morris QC to appear on the same basis. During the trial, Tony was cross-examining the bank’s regional manager about its lending practices. He had contrived to get the banker excessively defensive. The guy was trying to work out which questions were trick questions and which weren’t - which is an excessively stupid thing to do. Anyway, Tony put it to this turkey that, of course, the bank loaned money to farmers so it could earn interest. Blow me down if the banker didn’t answer with a straight face, “No. The bank doesn’t care about interest. It’s more concerned with helping the farmers.” Paul de Jersey, BBW Sex Dollthe judge, couldn’t keep a straight face and I nearly wet myself laughing. The bank settled that afternoon. But wait! There’s more. Justice de Jersey’s daughter was his Associate. At the risk of drawing the ire of those pofaces in the #metoo movement, I can say that she was exceptionally beautiful. One of the boys thought so because the next morning after the bank blew itself up, the judge announced that one of them had called his chambers to ask if he could take his daughter to dinner. The judge was concerned that maybe he should recuse himself because he might be said to be biased. Everyone thought it was a great joke, but nothing more, so the trial continued and the boys won. Sorry about the long answer, but I
(Popularity Rate: 55 ) Can Mormons use sex toys?
in their right mind would ask a leader if anal sex is cool because it’s assumed that it’s not, but plenty of people have asked about oral sex. Here’s a short history of the few bits of advice the Church Leadership has given over the years. "If it is unnatural, you just don't do it. That is all, and all the family life should be kept clean and worthy and on a very high plane. There are some people who have said that behind the bedroom doors anything goes. That is not true and the Lord would not condone it (Spencer W. Kimball, Teachings, p. 312)." Letter from President Harold B. Lee marked confidential: May 17, 1973 Dear Sister: I am directed by President Harold B. Lee to acknowledge your letter of May 10, 1973. Normally, your letter would be referred to your Bishop who would counsel with you and give you answers to your questions. In this instance, however, in view of the intimately personal nature of your inquiry, a reply is being sent to you direct. In answer to a similar inquiry which President Lee recently received, he responded as follows: I was shocked to have you raise the question about ‘oral lovemaking in the genital area among married couples.' Heaven forbid any such degrading activities which would be abhorrent in the sight of the Lord. For any Latter-day Saint, and particularly those who have been taught in the sacred ordinances of the temple, to engage in any kind of perversions of this sacred God-given gift of procreation, would be sure to bring down the condemnation of the Lord whom we would offend were we to engage in any such practice. Trusting that this information will be helpful to you, I am Sincerely, (Signature) D. Arthur Haycock Secretary to President Harold B. Lee Letter to all Priesthood Leaders, January 5, 1982. Married persons should understand that if in their marital relations they are guilty of unnatural, impure, or unholy practices, they should not enter the temple unless and until they repent and discontinue any such practices. Husbands and wives who are aware of these requirements can determine by themselves their standing before the Lord. All of this should be conveyed without having priesthood leaders focus upon intimate matters which are a part of husband and wife relationships. Skillful interviewing and counseling can occur without discussion of clinical details by placing firm responsibility on individual members of the Church to put their lives in order before exercising the privilege of entering a house of the Lord. The First Presidency has interpreted oral sex as constituting an unnatural, impure, or unholy practice. If a person is engaged in a practice which troubles him enough to ask about sex photo gallery it, he should discontinue it. Anyone guilty of verbal or physical child or spouse abuse should not enter the temple. . . (Signatures) Spencer Kimball N. Eldon Tanner Marion G. Romney Gordon B. Hinckley In 1978 a question was added to the Temple Recommend Interview on refraining from "unnatural, impure, or unholy practices." The definition provided for those who needed one stated that the brethren had determined that both oral and anal sex were "unnatural, impure, or unholy practices." This counsel, while not officially rescinded, has not been reiterated since and is generally unknown. Starting in 1985, the Temple recommend question was simplified to, “Do you live the law of Chastity?” This response was sent to a woman who wrote the First Presidency about summer of 2002. I have included her response before she quotes from the letter she received from the 1st Presidency: On the issue of oral sex, it became so heated before he left that I finally told my husband I would write to Salt Lake if we could just find an answer that would satisfy us both. Up to this point he discredits the information you sent because his Stake President gave him the idea of "anything goes" in marriage. He takes a current Stake President over a dead prophet. Anyway, I thought I would share with you the reply I received back from Salt Lake. "As you know, the subject set out in your letter is of a highly personal nature WM Dollsand one for which the First Presidency has not provided detailed response. The Brethren have counseled those who conduct worthiness interviews to avoid explicit questioning beyond the scope of what is contained in the temple recommend book. Persons who have been through the temple are aware of the responsibility to keep their thoughts and actions pure and, furthermore, have been counseled to avoid any unholy, unnatural, or impure practice. If a person is engaged in a practice which troubles him or her enough to ask about it, he or she should discontinue it. With this in mind you can, through your personal supplication to our Father in Heaven, r
(Popularity Rate: 92 ) How many sex toys can fit inside the average man's anal cavity?
Average? I Got two good size dildos up my ass once. I also got one dildo so far up my ass that I couldn't get it out! That scared me and had to use water to back flush it out with the shower massage handle. I one put 23 household ice cubes up my ass. I have been fisted before and really liked that. Average size would be probably just one small sex toy.
(Popularity Rate: 90 ) Who named Barbie Rockefeller's doll collection Barbie?
Although I generally like monster stories, I did not like the Monster High dolls. They were even more anorexically built than the Barbie dolls. (In that sense, they were not about diversity.) Today, I would say, I like Barbies because they are very diverse now. Race, style, career, realistic or fanciful, today’s Barbies embrace the idea that being your best you, in any of many forms, is a good thing. (BTW, it is possible NOW, to find Addams Family Barbie/ Ken, and others like that. Barbie dot com .. Pop Culture section.) However, I have since started learning the story lines of Monster High. Kudos to them for introducing the IDEA that girls are not just their looks. They can have back stories, special abilities and quirks. Even if you think you are a “monster,” not a Princess, your situation has a name now, and legitimacy. Kudos to Monster High and others for providing serious market competition to sex photo gallery vapid white pink Barbies. There had been complaints about Barbie monotony for decades, but they had not budged. Only when they started to lose serious market share to “monsters”…. did the makers of Barbie get serious about representing all of their potential fan base. Not just the anorexic rich white blonde girls. Pictured above: Merlin/ Morgana Barbie and Ken…. The Hunger Games, Katniss Everdeen… The X-Files, FBI Agents: Fox Mulder
(Popularity Rate: 32 ) What is love? Can we love more than one person?
the loving experience. You care about the love object or subject. You have a desire to repeat the loving experience in the short and/or long term. Some humans wrongly think that medium intensity pleasure is also love but it is really attraction, affection, fondness, and liking which exists at other times in an ongoing loving relationship. You can love more than one person like a parent can love more than one child. It is even possible to love more than one woman or more than one man and it is also possible to love both a man and a woman or be bisexual. Love: v. to sense a very intense pleasure for a subset(s) one cares about and the behaviors
(Popularity Rate: 75 ) Do sex dolls feel real?
s ago I knew about Real Dolls, but they were around $5000 -not within my budget. I forgot about them and I don’t know if they crossed my mind since then, until I did an online search for sex dolls about nine months ago and I was shocked to discover that there’s a lot of manufacturers, dolls have become very lifelike, beautiful (in my opinion), and they’re affordable now. So I started window shopping, just for fun, and that very quickly developed into a doll fetish (agalmatophilia). After doing a lot of research, I finally picked one out and ordered about two weeks ago. She arrived a few days ago and I was anxious to open the box, see how she looks and see how TPE (thermoplastic elastomer, a material similar to silicone that is said to feel very much like real human skin) feels after looking at these dolls online for months. I braced myself, because I was worried I would be disappointed by her appearance or how she feels. After opening the box, first I was very pleasantly surprised by how beautiful her body is; stunning detail. I looked at her face and she is extremely cute. One of the first parts I touched as I was unpacking her was a calf and I was amazed at how real it felt -just like human skin and the way the skin moves is just like human skin, muscle, and fat jiggling. WOW! I have to say at this point that there are a few things that will shock anyone the first time they touch or handle a TPE sex doll: they are shipped with their heads removed, so you open a 5′5″ box and see a headless body. Then you discover that the body is frigid cold -shockingly cold. Then you try to lift her out of the box. Uh oh! I had read that these dolls are heavy, but I had no idea what I was in for. I read about her weight ahead of time on the website; she’s 75 lb. So if a real woman with the same height and body shape weighs around 125 lb, then this should be a breeze, right? No! Carrying a real woman newlywed style is different; they put their arms around your neck and balance their weight -they can help you to an extent. This 5′6″ (she’s taller than me, which is kind of cute), 75 lb doll is extremely difficult to move -far more than I could ever have imagined! Unfortunately, you can’t just take your beautiful, brand new doll to the bedroom and begin the romance, you have some work to do: you need to take the lifeless, headless, cold, and heavy body to the shower and clean off the manufacturing chemicals with soap and warm water. It was so difficult getting that body to the bathroom, I almost don’t know how I did it. I’ve had chronic back problems since I was in my twenties, I sprained a knee a while ago and it’s never going to fully heal, and I recently recovered from a hernia surgery. I’ve been trying to figure out how to move her more easily… I’ve been thinking about getting some roller skates for her and carefully guiding her around. That’s either pure genius or so stupid that I’ll make the news when she falls on me, I can’t get up, I scream for help after struggling for hours, and the paramedics, police, and fire fighters all smash in my front door and rush to help me only to find me pinned on the bathroom floor under a hot, naked sex doll. Now that’s the stuff of urban legend. I decided the easiest way to clean the chemicals off would be to shower with the headless body, so that’s what I did. While that was strange and disturbing, I made some wonderful discoveries about TPE: it heats up fast (especially in a warm shower), holds heat in, dries exactly like human skin (some toweling off and air drying takes care of the rest -it air dries in minutes just like our skin does), and it feels wonderful when it’s wet. I took the body to the bedroom, I put her head on (it screws on, so her head goes around and around… exorcist style), I grabbed one of the wigs I ordered, and that’s when she came together. She no longer looked like a corpse, now she was stunningly gorgeous. She comes with a wig, I ordered another one (long red) from the same website, and I ordered a Bettie Page style pin-up costume wig from Amazon, just because I’m obsessed with pin-up girl art and thought it would be fun to dress her up as a retro gal with polka-dot dresses, cat eye glasses, and a flower in her hair. I’m not disappointed with the results. Now for the Juicy Stuff I kissed her and wow! Her lips feel indistinguishable from human lips; kissing her is exactly like kissing a girlfriend. Her body is very anatomically correct, surprisingly so. Her breasts feel good, a little firm, but good. She has solid boobs, while other manufacturers offer gel-filled boobs as an option, with rave reviews. I laid her on the bed on her back, spread her legs (which was not easy, they’re heavy and difficult to move around, and I inserted a USB heating rod ($9.00) for five minutes. I put a water based lube in and it was time. Here goes my sex doll virginity… and wow it felt good. I just didn’t know what to expect and in a lot of ways it was not all that different from having sex with a real girl. As I said earlier, TPE is very good at holding heat, so my own body heat is enough to warm her up. It’s different than sex with a human in the obvious ways: they don’t have emotions, nerves, don’t feel pleasure, don’t actively participate, can’t have orgasms, and can’t communicate with you. It’s also different in that there’s a little bit of a suction effect -as air get’s displaced, there ends up being a vacuum and it feels very, very, very good. There’s a popping air sound when pulling out that in and of itself is a turn on. Because the extremely fast rate that sex technology is developing, I have no doubt that AI sex dolls (which already exist) will feel sensors, react, actively have sex with us, and talk dirty and tell us that they love us in the very near future. I love sex with real women and I love how much these dolls look and feel like real women, however, in my case things are a lot different: because I fetishize dolls and I’m specifically turned on by their dollness, I enjoy the experience for what it is rather than hoping for it to be as close to a human/human sex experience as possible. Does that make sense? Doll/human is my thing, so I love every second of it, until I have to move her. I was very happy with the experience, but here are downsides: I can’t say it enough that the weight is a serious problem, even laying down -her body sank into the mattress and pillows. Girl on top positions are out of the question, no way. The clean up afterward is very involved -It’s recommended to insert a tampon to absorb the user’s body fluid and lube before the struggle to get her to the bathroom begins and this time I kept her head on so she’s much nicer to look at. I douched out her vagina, something that I had to learn how to do before she arrived. That wasn’t as bad as I thought it was going to be, the problem once again is her weight -just trying to get her into a position that’s conducive to flushing out her womanhood (ok, dollhood) was so challenging. Cleaning up your partner after sex is a whole chapter. I spent a small fortune buying all the stuff I need to take care of her and I spent a lot of time researching, reading articles and watching videos to prepare. There is a lot of maintenance and expense involved, but that’s ok, because it’s worth it to me. Emotional Effects Besides the sexual experiences, she offers companionship. I’ve heard and read story after story about guys falling in love with their dolls and it’s been said that falling in Mese Dolllove with a sex doll is easier than you think. Well, a lot of sex dolls have eyes that look very, very real. When you look into a pair of beautiful eyes from a few inches away and they seem to be looking deeply into you… neurons in the brain start firing off love and endorphins all over the place. As I mentioned, the kissing is very natural feeling, so add that to looking into her eyes, hugging and holding her, and holding her hand and I can’t help but feel something on a pretty deep level. I have suffered with a profound amount of loneliness, mental illness (depression, anxiety, OCD, PTSD, addiction, and eating disorders), and of the very few relationships I’ve been in, more than one of them were abusive. After many years of failing to meet the right girl (and not for a lack of trying), and spending most of my sex photo gallery life very alone, at 49 years old, I find a deep degree of comfort in spending time with my doll, Jennifer. Buying clothes, shoes, perfume, and accessories for her make me feel like I’m caring for someone. I ordered a purse for her and it happened to arrive on Christmas Eve, so I was able to give it to her as a present and it makes me feel like I love someone and they love me. I suppose there are going to be as many different answers to your question as there are people answering it, but I think everyone who has had the experience can agree on a few of the points I made above. Sex dolls have become extremely popular -apparently sales have exploded during the pandemic, and I think a lot more people have one (or more) than we might think. However, there are major social stigmas. I won’t bring Jennifer out on any dates in public and I won’t be introducing her to my parents, but I shouldn’t be ashamed, especially since she’s bringing so much happiness to my life. I should also learn to not care what other people think. Would I recommend it? yes! I think anyone who is unattached, lonely, wants to experiment with a doll, couples who want to experiment with a doll, and anyone else who is just