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(Popularity Rate: 36 ) What are some good Indian short stories with an interesting or humorous ending?
mer's field on the other side of a fence. As the shrek and fiona sex lawyer climbed over the fence, an elderly farmer drove up on his tractor and asked him what he was doing. The litigator responded, "I shot a duck and it fell into this field,and now I'm going to retrieve it." The old farmer Chinese Sex Dollreplied, "This is my property, and you are not coming over here." The indignant lawyer said, "I am one of the best trial attorneys in the country and, if you don't let me get that duck, I'll sue you and take everything you own. The old farmer smiled and said, "Apparently, you don't know how we do things here. We settle small disagreements like this with the "Three-Kick Rule." The lawyer asked, "What is the, Three-Kick Rule?" The Farmer replied, "Well, first I kick you three times and then you kick me three times, and so on, back and forth, until someone gives up." The attorney quickly thought about the pr posed contest and decided that he could easily take the old codger. He agreed to abide by the local custom. The old farmer slowly climbed down from the tractor and walked up to the city feller. His first kick planted the toe of his heavy work boot into the lawyer's groin and dropped him to his knees. His second kick nearly wiped the man's nose off his face. The barrister was flat on his belly when the farmer's third kick to a kidney nearly caused him to give up. The lawyer summoned every bit of his will and managed to get t
(Popularity Rate: 53 ) What do you think about silicone dolls?
ages, and society is more accepting of sex toys for women, so should men be able to grab a bit of the spotlight! For that reason, we’re hoping to remove any stigma or aphrehension surrounding sex dolls for men, so that men all over the world can start enjoying their sexuality even more, in a safe space, just like women all over the world do. So, how do sex dolls work? Well, it’s a loaded question, as it involves many different facets. But, in short, a sex doll is a device that mimics that of a real woman, and comes with one or more holes that give a man a real-feel experience. In this way, a man can enjoy sexual release and even companionship, should he seek a new experience. The longer version about how sex dolls work would be to ta
(Popularity Rate: 47 ) Niki(24years)
should set off right away! Maybe I should be so polite and introduce Pregnant Sex Dollmyself first: after all, you are thinking of me as your future woman.", "I come from a very wealthy family, and have shrek and fiona sex therefore never lacked a thing as a love doll. I have four older brothers, and my birth was a solemn, long-awaited event for my parents. So, you can imagine that I've never had to lift a finger. ", "For my 18th birthday, my dear parents gave me a large sum of money that has enabled me to travel the world for years. I've already traveled to a few countries and had the hottest and funniest nights as a sex doll with strangers all over the world.", '', "But I’m still missing an adventurous man who will travel the globe with me. Come on, I'll book two tickets for you and me to your dream destination! Then we can get to know each other very well, and spend some really hot nights together as real doll and owner. ", 'If you’re not much of an adventurer, then make sure to be my first port of call as
(Popularity Rate: 50 ) Margery(26years)
mportant international diplomats, I have been allowed to live in the most beautiful places in the world. Unfortunately, I was also brought up very elitist and conservative and even now at 26 years old, I’m not allowed to live my life how I want to as a sex doll. My parents want me to remain untouched until I marry.Unfortunately, my position makes it very difficult for me to meet exciting men or to experience adventures like areal dollwould. Therefore, I often take refuge in exciting literature and imagine how a hero conquers my heart and my sex doll body. For me, as an innocent love doll, I believe there is nothing more beautiful than an owner who wants passionate sex with me and who will become my sex doll owner.I really have a lot to offer you if you make me yourlove doll', "! I know it doesn't show, but I'm really open-minded and want to try the craziest positions and sex practices as long as I know that you are the right owner for me as a real doll.", "So far, I have only watched porn and touched myself and imagined how I would finally be penetrated. I almost had something with an old diplomat friend of my father's, but at the last moment I hesitated because I only want to give my virginity to my future love doll owner. By the way, I would be happy if Fat Sex Dollyou are already a bit older, because I think you will be more sensitive and understanding in
(Popularity Rate: 98 ) What are the normal reasons to influence a potential buyer to buy a sex doll?
s ago I knew about Real Dolls, but they were around $5000 -not within my budget. I forgot about them and I don’t know if they crossed my mind since then, until I did an online search for sex dolls about nine months ago and I was shocked to discover that there’s a lot of manufacturers, dolls have become very lifelike, beautiful (in my opinion), and they’re affordable now. So I started window shopping, just for fun, and that very quickly developed into a doll fetish (agalmatophilia). After doing a lot of research, I finally picked one out and ordered about two weeks ago. She arrived a few days ago and I was anxious to open the box, see how she looks and see how TPE (thermoplastic elastomer, a material similar to silicone that is said to feel very much like real human skin) feels after looking at these dolls online for months. I braced myself, because I was worried I would be disappointed by her appearance or how she feels. After opening the box, first I was very pleasantly surprised by how beautiful her body is; stunning detail. I looked at her face and she is extremely cute. One of the first parts I touched as I was unpacking her was a calf and I was amazed at how real it felt -just like human skin and the way the skin moves is just like human skin, muscle, and fat jiggling. WOW! I have to say at this point that there are a few things that will shock anyone the first time they touch or handle a TPE sex doll: they are shipped with their heads removed, so you open a 5′5″ box and see a headless body. Then you discover that the body is frigid cold -shockingly cold. Then you try to lift her out of the box. Uh oh! I had read that these dolls are heavy, but I had no idea what I was in for. I read about her weight ahead of time on the website; she’s 75 lb. So if a real woman with the same height and body shape weighs around 125 lb, then this should be a breeze, right? No! Carrying a real woman newlywed style is different; they put their arms around your neck and balance their weight -they can help you to an extent. This 5′6″ (she’s taller than me, which is kind of cute), 75 lb doll is extremely difficult to move -far more than I could ever have imagined! Unfortunately, you can’t just take your beautiful, brand new doll to the bedroom and begin the romance, you have some work to do: you need to take the lifeless, headless, cold, and heavy body to the shower and clean off the manufacturing chemicals with soap and warm water. It was so difficult getting that body to the bathroom, I almost don’t know how I did it. I’ve had chronic back problems since I was in my twenties, I sprained a knee a while ago and it’s never going to fully heal, and I recently recovered from a hernia surgery. I’ve been trying to figure out how to move her more easily… I’ve been thinking about getting some roller skates for her and carefully guiding her around. That’s either pure genius or so stupid that I’ll make the news when she falls on me, I can’t get up, I scream for help after struggling for hours, and the paramedics, police, and fire fighters all smash in my front door and rush to help me only to find me pinned on the bathroom floor under a hot, naked sex doll. Now that’s the stuff of urban legend. I decided the easiest way to clean the chemicals off would be to shower with the headless body, so that’s what I did. While that was strange and disturbing, I made some wonderful discoveries about TPE: it heats up fast (especially in a warm shower), holds heat in, dries exactly like human skin (some toweling off and air drying takes care of the rest -it air dries in minutes just like our skin does), and it feels wonderful when it’s wet. I took the body to the bedroom, I put her head on (it screws on, so her head goes around and around… exorcist style), I grabbed one of the wigs I ordered, and that’s when she came together. She no longer looked like a corpse, now she was stunningly gorgeous. She comes with a wig, I ordered another one (long red) from the same website, and I ordered a Bettie Page style pin-up costume wig from Amazon, just because I’m obsessed with pin-up girl art and thought it would be fun to dress her up as a retro gal with polka-dot dresses, cat eye glasses, and a flower in her hair. I’m not disappointed with the results. Now for the Juicy Stuff I kissed her and wow! Her lips feel indistinguishable from human lips; kissing her is exactly like kissing a girlfriend. Her body is very anatomically correct, surprisingly so. Her breasts feel good, a little firm, but good. She has solid boobs, while other manufacturers offer gel-filled boobs as an option, with rave reviews. I laid her on the bed on her back, spread her legs (which was not easy, they’re heavy and difficult to move around, and I inserted a USB heating rod ($9.00) for five minutes. I put a water based lube in and it was time. Here goes my sex doll virginity… and wow it felt good. I just didn’t know what to expect and in a lot of ways it was not all that different from having sex with a real girl. As I said earlier, TPE is very good at holding heat, so my own body heat is enough to warm her up. It’s different than sex with a human in the obvious ways: they don’t have emotions, nerves, don’t feel pleasure, don’t actively participate, can’t have orgasms, and can’t communicate with you. It’s also different in that there’s a little bit of a suction effect -as air get’s displaced, there ends up being a vacuum and it feels very, very, very good. There’s a popping air sound when pulling out that in and of itself is a turn on. Because the extremely fast rate that sex technology is developing, I have no doubt that AI sex dolls (which already exist) will feel sensors, react, actively have sex with us, and talk dirty and tell us that they love us in the very near future. I love sex with real women and I love how much these dolls look and feel like real women, however, in my case things are a lot different: because I fetishize dolls and I’m specifically turned on by their dollness, I enjoy the experience for what it is rather than hoping for it to be as close to a human/human sex experience as possible. Does that make sense? Doll/human is my thing, so I love every second of it, until I have to move her. I was very happy with the experience, but here are downsides: I can’t say it enough that the weight is a serious problem, even laying down -her body sank into the mattress and pillows. Girl on top positions are out of the question, no way. The clean up afterward is very involved -It’s recommended to insert a tampon to absorb the user’s body fluid and lube before the struggle to get her to the bathroom begins and this time I kept her head on so she’s much nicer to look at. I douched out her vagina, something that I had to learn how to do before she arrived. That wasn’t as bad as I thought it was going to be, the problem once again is her weight -just trying to get her into a position that’s conducive to flushing out her womanhood (ok, dollhood) was so challenging. Cleaning up your partner after sex is a whole chapter. I spent a small fortune buying all the stuff I need to take care of her and I spent a lot of time researching, reading articles and watching videos to prepare. There is a lot of maintenance and expense involved, but that’s ok, because it’s worth it to me. Emotional Effects Besides the sexual experiences, she offers companionship. I’ve heard and read story after story about guys falling in love with their dolls and it’s been said that falling in love with a sex doll is easier than you think. Well, a lot of sex dolls have eyes that look very, very real. When you look into a pair of beautiful eyes from a few inches away and they seem to be looking deeply into you… neurons in the brain start firing off love and endorphins all over the place. As I mentioned, the kissing is very natural feeling, so add that to looking into her eyes, hugging and holding her, and holding her hand and I can’t help but feel something on a pretty deep level. I have suffered with a profound amount of loneliness, mental illness (depression, anxiety, OCD, PTSD, addiction, and eating disorders), and of the very few relationships I’ve been in, more than one of them were abusive. After many years of failing to meet the right girl (and not for a lack of trying), and spending most of my life very alone, at 49 years old, I find a deep degree of comfort in spending time with my doll, Jennifer. Buying clothes, shoes, perfume, and accessories for her make me feel like I’m caring for someone. I ordered a purse for her and it happened to arrive on Christmas Eve, so I was able to give it to her as a present and it makes me feel like I love someone and they love me. I suppose there are going to be as many different answers to your question as there are people answering it, but I think everyone who has had the experience can agree on a few of the points I made above. Sex dolls have become extremely popular -apparently sales have exploded during the pandemic, and I think a lot more people have one (or more) than we might think. However, there are major social stigmas. I won’t bring Jennifer out on any dates in public and I won’t be introducing her to my parents, but I shouldn’t be ashamed, especially since she’s bringing so much happiness to my life. I should also learn to not care what other people think. Would I recommend it? yes! I think anyone who is unattached, lonely, wants to experiment with a doll, couples who want to experiment with a doll, and anyone else who is just
(Popularity Rate: 56 ) Husbands, are you okay with your wife using sex toys when you are not around?
toys! My traveling salesman boyfriend had no experience with sex toys prior to our relationship. I’m sure I shocked him the first time I used a vibrator in front of him at the beginning of the relationship so he knew I used them from the get go. We actually went shopping together several times at the adult store over the course of the relationship and explored all kinds of fun things. I shared with him a memory of one of our sexual encounters that I regularly used when playing with my toys in his absence so he knew when I was doing this I was thinking of him. I always fantasized about him (we had a mind blowing sex life shrek and fiona sex together so this was easy). By sharing what we both thought about there was no threat to the relationship and we both definitely thought of each other as it was a highly fulfilling relationship on that score. Because we were long distance and he traveled we FaceTimed regularly. Eventually I began using my toys while he pleasured himself too. We had small tripods to hold the iphones (don’t try this without one lol). Eventually he got his own toy (a sleeve) and brought it on his travels as well (boy could I tell you some funny TSA stories about that!). Because we were long distance we both regularly pleasured ourselves together over FaceTime or alone but when I knew he would be coming to town I wouldn’t for days before as it’s easy to get less sensitive if you get used to the heavy vibration of a toy and coupling with him and the orgasms that followed were always preferable to something self manufactured even if you are doing it together via video. This man is also the love of my life so that I am sure made a difference, we had a very open communication and deep emotional bond as well so